Today dragged up some bittersweet memories. Ah, who am i kidding, they were the kind you leave mostly hidden, but ready to draw upon when you need the associated emotions.
It did get me thinking about my gaming days in High School and College and memories associated with those times. We had some great games, amazing campaigns, but the most vivid memories are what happened outside the game but at the table.
My favorite is one from senior year of High School. The school year was winding down and it was warm enough to game at the backyard picnic table. There we are, six of us, rolling dice, cracking jokes, drinking iced tea... when suddenly Andrew D. sneezed. Most sneezes are sudden (obviously), and this one was no different. Everyone got hit from the shotgun spray but me (Go-Go AD&D DM's Screen!).
Everyone (but myself) was hit, but one of us was screaming like they were shot in the gut by a .38. Which, of course, made it all the funnier to the rest of us. But Lenny wouldn't stop screaming. Heck, he started to hyperventilate, all while holding his left arm straight up in the air.
That's when I saw it. It looked like a large green slug was leaving a slime trail as it traveled down Lenny's arm, but it was the single largest piece of mucous I've seen in my life to date. After the gag reflex was under control, we grabbed the hose and used the green slime as an excuse to hose Lenny (and the rest of us) down. Everyone shared a good laugh afterwards.
No idea what game system I was using, what module I was running... but everything else is picture perfect in my head.
Damn, I really need to stat out a Killer Booger one of these days :)
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