Today's your last chance to prep for the end of the world. If you haven't marked your calendar yet, May 21st, 2011 is the latest date for the Rapture.
Now, if you're like me, earthquakes aren't the fear, its the Zombie Apocalypse. Have no fears tho', the CDC has an emergency plan tailored just for us.
Good to know the government has all the bases covered.
Zombies I can handle. A tsunami may leave me fucked.
Bases covered indeed. :)
ReplyDeleteOf course, they really need to add arms and armor to the list of critical gear. Can't survive the zombie apocalypse without a shotgun and a solid melee weapon.
True, but I have those bases covered. 9mm with 3 15 round mags, a 5 shot 38 revolver, boxes of ammo and my sword collection.
ReplyDeleteCop and gamer = guns and swords ;)