Tenkar's Tavern: Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things andTake Their Stuff

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things andTake Their Stuff

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things and Take Their Stuff:

10 - Because they're evil!

9 - Because we're an evil party - duh!

8 - The barkeep looked at us strange.

7 - They would have attacked us if given the chance!

6 - Just because the DM says he's a poor, innocent villager doesn't mean he really is.

5 - We don't take prisoners

4 - Did you see the lip he gave the halfling?

3 - How else are we going to earn our expo?

2 - Because the DM didn't want us to kill 'em, so we had to.

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I leave the #1 answer in your able hands.

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12 comments:

Greg ChristopherJanuary 5, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Stuff is good
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Christopher O'DellJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:15 PM
To decrease the surplus population! It's for the greater good!
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Theodric the ObscureJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Because it is the only way to save the World/Kingdom/Village/Princess (and tips are appreciated).
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GeorgeJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:39 PM
It's trickle-down economics, baby! When we rob the dragon we create jobs for our armorers, smiths and servants.
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Simon ForsterJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:48 PM
The voices told us to ;)
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AndugusJanuary 5, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Duh, because we are player characters!
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UnknownJanuary 5, 2012 at 5:11 PM
They had better stuff...
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JohnJanuary 5, 2012 at 7:59 PM
We think at a certain point they’ve made enough money and we intend to spread the wealth.
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matt jacksonJanuary 5, 2012 at 8:56 PM
They checked out our female paladin's chain mail bikini!
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rorschachhamsterJanuary 6, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...
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rorschachhamsterJanuary 6, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...
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2eDMJanuary 8, 2012 at 12:03 PM
One my players used for committing genocide in the Kobold nursery, "We were preventing them from growing up evil"
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Why "Swords & Wizardry?"

Believe me when I say I have them all in dead tree format. I have OSRIC in full size, trade paperback and the Player's Guide. I have LL and the AEC (and somewhere OEC, but I can't find it at the moment). Obviously I have Basic Fantasy RPG. Actually, I have the whole available line in print. Way too much Castles & Crusades. We all know my love for the DCC RPG. I even have Dark Dungeons in print, the Delving Deeper boxed set, Astonishing Swordsmen & Sorcerers of Hyperborea. BOTH editions of LotFP's Weird Fantasy and some dead tree copies of the Greyhawk Grognards Adventures Dark & Deep

I am so deep in the OSR when I come up for breath it's for the OSR's cousin, Tunnels & Trolls

So, out of all that, why Swords & Wizardry? Why, when I have been running a AD&D 1e / OSRIC campaign in Rappan Athuk am I using Swords & Wizardry and it's variant, Crypts & Things, for the second campaign? (Actually, now running a S&W Complete campaign, soon to be with multiple groups)

Because the shit works.

It's easy for lapsed gamers to pick up and feel like they haven't lost a step. I can house rule it and it doesn't break. It plays so close to the AD&D of my youth and college years (S&W Complete especially) that it continually surprises me. Just much less rules hopping than I remember. (my God but I can run it nearly without the book)

I grab and pick and steal from just about all OSR and Original resources. They seem to fit into S&W with little fuss. It may be the same with LL and the rest, but for me the ease of use fit's my expectations with S&W.

Even the single saving throw. That took me longer to adjust to, but even that seems like a natural to me now. Don't ask me why, it just does. Maybe it's the simplicity of it. At 45 52, simplicity and flexibility while remaining true to the feel of the original is an OSR hat trick for me ;)

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