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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things andTake Their Stuff

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things and Take Their Stuff:

10 - Because they're evil!

9 - Because we're an evil party - duh!

8 - The barkeep looked at us strange.

7 - They would have attacked us if given the chance!

6 - Just because the DM says he's a poor, innocent villager doesn't mean he really is.

5 - We don't take prisoners

4 - Did you see the lip he gave the halfling?

3 - How else are we going to earn our expo?

2 - Because the DM didn't want us to kill 'em, so we had to.

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I leave the #1 answer in your able hands.

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12 comments:

  1. Greg ChristopherJanuary 5, 2012 at 1:11 PM

    Stuff is good

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  2. Christopher O'DellJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    To decrease the surplus population! It's for the greater good!

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  3. Theodric the ObscureJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Because it is the only way to save the World/Kingdom/Village/Princess (and tips are appreciated).

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  4. GeorgeJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    It's trickle-down economics, baby! When we rob the dragon we create jobs for our armorers, smiths and servants.

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  5. Simon ForsterJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    The voices told us to ;)

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  6. AndugusJanuary 5, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    Duh, because we are player characters!

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  7. UnknownJanuary 5, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    They had better stuff...

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  8. JohnJanuary 5, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    We think at a certain point they’ve made enough money and we intend to spread the wealth.

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  9. matt jacksonJanuary 5, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    They checked out our female paladin's chain mail bikini!

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  10. rorschachhamsterJanuary 6, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...

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  11. rorschachhamsterJanuary 6, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...

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  12. 2eDMJanuary 8, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    One my players used for committing genocide in the Kobold nursery, "We were preventing them from growing up evil"

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