We got ourselves a little contest here, with 3 copies of Minor Magiks & Miscellaneous Arcana Volume 1 in PDF up for grabs (there are also be 3 copies of Minor Magiks & Miscellaneous Arcana Volume 2 up for grabs at the contest over at TheCrazyGM Blog - Volume 2 released earlier today).
What you have to do is simple:
Name a magic item.
No description, no powers - simply a name.
The crazier the name the better.
I'll pick the top 3 entries (the ones that speak to my creative juices) to get a free copy of MM&MA Vol 1 and I'll stat the winning entries here on the blog and probably put them into one of the early issues of the Copper Droppings Fanzine (working on it as we speak - sorta).
The contest will run till about 8 PM Thursday night (May 30th).
If the writer of a winning entry is also a 2000 Coppers Community Member of the G+ side, I'll credit their RPGNow account with sufficient funds to grab a copy of Volume 2, too ;)
OSR Commentary On Agents of W.R.E.T.C.H. – Second Edition Rpg & The Tainted
Conception Adventure
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Agents of W.R.E.T.C.H. – Second Edition Rpg goes deep into the setting the
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The Ring of Transparent Flesh
ReplyDeleteMarbles of Wagerable Sanity
ReplyDeleteOlisbos of Vecna
ReplyDeleteThe Rude Finger of Glaxnos
ReplyDeleteVecna's Chattering Teeth
Scroll of protection from cat fur
Ring of hydra control (not the big reptilian ones, the microscopic multi-celled organisms)
Dice of destiny
Dice of doom
Malachi's crunching chariot
Breakfast cereal of strength
Forgotten Dagger
The-cloak-that-weeps
The salty harvester
Oona's Oustanding Oculars
The loud device
The hole in memory
That which has no name
The Ring Boundless
The Peaceful Blade
The golden/silver/copper/plaster frog
Gem of generosity
The Gleeful Tear
Grapes of Sorrow
Filthy egg
Dollhouse of wonder
Walking-stick of walking
Rainbow standard
The chocolate moose
Boots of tickling
Chantalpane of dross
Sorry to spew 'em out like that. I was on a roll.
No rules about number of entries per person? :D
ReplyDeletenope, no rule on number of entries.
Deleteeach commenter can only win once
yadda yadda ;)
The Rune of Ruin
ReplyDeleteTartuff's Toupee
Wand of Pointing
Lenses of Winking
We can but hope, +Timothy Bump
ReplyDeleteThe Bellicose Quarrel
ReplyDeleteOscillating Protuberance Magnifier.
ReplyDeleteIlluminated Touch of Mandibria.
ReplyDeleteHitler's Lost Moustache
ReplyDeleteArch-Bishop's Tankard
ReplyDelete83 Leaf Clover
+3 Dwarven Beard and Nose-hair Trimmer of Volumification
Ogre Boots of Foul Smelling Fungal Excretion
Dread Rabbit's Foot
These are real items in my T&T game:
ReplyDelete* The cape of shiny sequins
* The white chopsticks and porcelain bowl
* The cow bell
* The truffle pig
* The giant's tooth
* The Varcolac's frost-encrusted, black-tentacled heart
By "real", I mean "imaginary", of course.
ReplyDeleteAbelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants
ReplyDeleteThe Baleful Purse
The Imaginative Gateway
Apocalyptic Prune Juice
Feather Duster of Slaughter
Apoplectic Coin
Garvin's Sarcastic Book
Portable Egress
Devouring Mirror
Plaintive Flute
Taxidermied Pseudo-Dragon
Punch's Amazing Puppet Theatre
Bottled Voice
Frank's mythical solution
ReplyDeleteThe Stabbing Mace
Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery
Vecna's Vegimite
The Doom Pointer
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ReplyDeleteThe Endless Maul
ReplyDeleteThe Heart of Joy
The Syphon Hand
The Point of Light
The Ghoul King's Crown
The Thunder Robe
The Silent Snake
The Rat God Mask
The Helm of Honour
How about a few of a Caledonian bent...?
ReplyDeleteThe Stone of Dentistry
(an American friend of mine mis-heard Stone of Destiny when she was first told about it - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Scone - and had images of Scottish kings being guarded by hulking great warriors with perfect teeth!!!)
The Haggis of Corpulent Doom
The Bonnie Prince's Creepy Stool (http://carmichaelwatson.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/creepy-stool.html)
The Military Tattoo
The Nards of Vecna
ReplyDeleteThe Annulet of Lesser Stegosaurus Breathing
ReplyDeleteThe Completely Ordinary, Absolutely Nothing Magical About It, Seriously, Trust Me On This One Guys, Plain Sugar Cube. Of Doom.
ReplyDeleteSatchel of the Infallible Weasel
ReplyDeleteImmovable Marble
Blindfold of the Miser
Cape of Grandeur
Goldfish of Inspiration
The Edible Mountain
Portable Beach
St. Foldrin's Beard
Have to admit 'Portable beach' is one of my faves so far!!!!
DeleteThe Scratching Post of Inevitable Satisfaction
ReplyDeleteI only got one.
Okay one more.
Erik's Tankard of Backwash
ewww!!!
Deletecursed codpiece of passive-aggressiveness
ReplyDeletemeditating liqueur of deep thoughts
alchemist's salt of potioniation
contest closed - let me sort through all of this goodness :)
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