Three thousand posts. It doesn't feel a hair more that 2,500 ;)
In any case, we are celebrating the occasion by giving away a $10 Gift Certificate to RPGNow to a random commenter on this very post. Add your comment by 1PM tomorrow NYC time (That's May 2) for your chance at the cash.
We ( +Christopher Helton , +Matt Finch and myself) are closing in on awarding the prizes for the Swords & Wizardry Appreciation Day blogfest. If we do this again next year, I need two days off from work - one to run it and one to recover and read the posts.
So, what are you waiting for? Add some comments!
heh ;)
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Welcome to Tenkar's Tavern. Try the veal.
ReplyDeleteThat's amazing, my blog has 571 heh...I haven't even broken 1000!!!
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Add a little to a little and there will be a great heap (Ovid)
Hey man, congrats on the 3k posts, that's awesome! And good luck sorting through the S&W Day posts, I'm still working my through them as a reader.
ReplyDeletethe S&W Day posts are many levels of awesome - I never dreamed we'd hit the numbers me did, nor the quality of posts :)
DeleteDo multiple comments get you multiple entries? If so, it's really slow at work today and I can flood the post with comments.
ReplyDeleteEr, no ;P
DeleteCongrats on reaching 3k!
ReplyDelete"There once was a girl from Seville, who swallowed a bomb for a pill.
ReplyDeleteThey found her ______ in North Carolina, and her ____ on a hill in Brazil."
I have left the NSFW bits for you all to fill out.
I feel now that with a limerick, I have sealed the win on this puppy and the rest of you can simply not even try, it will be so FUTILE in the shadow of my LIMERICK AWESOMENESS.
As you were.
Mazel Tov, Erik! May your dice always DARO!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to the Deluxe T&T release
DeleteNot that 3,000 posts - but 3,000 quality posts! Good job! Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteTim, some of my early stuff is... painful to read these days :(
DeleteSweet! Congrats! I can only hope to someday reach such a large number of posts!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! I'm nearing the 1k mark, so I know that 3k is quite the accomplishment.
ReplyDeleteJoseph, you actually run a gaming company - I'm surprised you have any time to blog post
DeleteRandom Post Response Table XXII (d9)
ReplyDelete1. This post is awesome!
2. This post sucks! And here's why *add 2d20 paragraphs of trollish nonsense*
3. I like cheese!
4. *Insert LOLCat picture here*
5. There is no fifth result on this table.
6. Ah yes, but have you considered what they said about this on *insert favorite misanthropic forum here*?
7. We did it that way, too, back in the day. Why... *insert 3d30 paragraphs of nostalgic rambling*
8. (d6): 1-3 Congrats!, 4+5 Congratulations!, 6 Felicitations!
9. Pick me, I wanna win!
0. If you roll this result you cheated!
James, you left out the "unrelated spam with links" on the table ;)
Delete3000 Posts. . . wow. Congratulations on being not only prolific but quite enjoyable to read.
ReplyDeleteMost impressive! Always a good read.
ReplyDeleteCan you really count the Feltothraxis review posts? HE is the one doing all the work there.
ReplyDeleteI better count the Felty posts!
DeleteIf posts were sex you'd be a champ!
ReplyDelete3000 posts.. pretty damn impressive...
ReplyDeleteCongratulation! I want more loot ;-)
ReplyDeleteCome celebrate 3000 posts at the Tavern with our Drafts du Jour:
ReplyDelete1. Brown Muskrat Elven Ale: imparts 1d6 INT for the same 1d6 days. 15 sp.
2. St. Clovis Ignatius Honey Mustard Stout: beloved by dwarves, 1 pint provides 2d8 days raucous farts. 10sp.
3. Barleycorn's Hayseed Light Pilsner: Drink 1 pint, produce 2 pints potable water when you pee! 25sp.
4. Harpy Queen Molasses Porter: makes even the mop an attractive option for an evenings entertainment! 25 cp (usually avoided by demi-humans, but a favorite of orcs and half-orcs).
5. Fingo Fissselsnap's Whiteapple Maibock: Lightly flavored with ginger for extra zing, provides a +2 to CON for 1d6 days. 15sp.
6. Halfling Brewery's Yesterday's Gone ESB: Drown your sorrows in the Shire's best brew! Half-a-pint will wipe out your sorrows and put a smile on your face for 1d4 hours. 10 sp.
k, I need to make a menu for this establishment it seems ;)
DeleteThanks for the information. Good luck with the next three grand.
ReplyDeleteRandom, random, random, random...
ReplyDeleteI came for the free gifts, I stayed for the great company. Congrats on 3000! Always enjoy your posts, you have almost gotten me to think of funding some of the kickstarters you highlight. I suspect at some point I will.
ReplyDeletePadre, you are making me feel like I'm some unsavory tempter ;)
DeleteAnd the winner is....
ReplyDeleteJames who?! You've got my vote as the heart and soul of the OSR, my man! Heavy is the head that wears the crown? Only if you let it get you down, and that doesn't seem to be a problem for you! Congrats, congrats, and more congrats on hitting 3,000! May you post 3,000 more!
ReplyDeleteThe crown is cursed. I'll pass on the crown as it grants no authority, just illusions of grandeur.
DeleteThis shit is fun for me. When it ceases to be fun, I'll change it up so it's fun again. Although if you think I'm prolific with my postings now, just wait until I can retire in 3 years...
Congrats, that's awesome!
ReplyDeleteAh, a nice brew at Tenkar's.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on 3k!
ReplyDeleteCongrats for keeping your beer cold all the while. :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats for keeping your beer cold all the while. :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Looking fwd to 3K more.
ReplyDeleteHey, Barkeep. Got any adventures?
ReplyDeleteps. my firearms rules are now on the S&W SRD:
http://www.d20swsrd.com/swords-and-wizardry-srd/home-brews/firearm-rules-by-reverend-dak
Dak, awesome set of rules. I never liked firearms in my fantasy RPGs before, but you've changed my mind.
DeleteWhat he said.
Deleteagain kudos for your rules on firearms and more points for "first poster" on the new home-brews section of the S&W SRD
DeleteWitty comment!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Erik. Wonderful milestone.
ReplyDeletelet me buy a round for the barkeep cause i only get XP when I spend this gold.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations !
ReplyDeleteCAUTION! Consuming alcohol can lead to wondering where your bra and panties went.
ReplyDeleteImpressive indeed. Well done Tenkar. :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for being the news service for the OSR (and other sundries), along with the tedious, but entertaining to me at least, task of keeping Kickstarter hustles honest. Now, about that 10 dollars...
ReplyDeleteCome for the Swords & Wizardry love; stick around for the Kickstarter snarkiness ;-)
ReplyDeleteThank you for showcasing a couple of my games! You rock.
ReplyDeleteCongrats.
ReplyDeleteThanks for highlighting cool stuff. Here's to another 3000 and more.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, x3000!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Tenkar's! Yes, there's a bearded wizard who wants to hire some help just over there, and indeed, that corner yonder is where our shadowy stranger reclines. Over by the fire is the grizzled old man who loves spinning tales, and as I can tell from your goggle-eyed expression, our barmaids are busty as would be expected.
ReplyDeleteWell. I like free money.
ReplyDeleteI doubt I could write so many posts even in ten years. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! Great blog
ReplyDeleteI'm a figment of your imagination.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on 3K posts, and here's to 3K more at least!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on hitting such an impressive milestone.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if this comment is before the deadline, but I really appreciate your blog.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! And many more!
ReplyDeleteCutting it a bit close, but I'm in for this contest! Congrats on hitting 3000!
ReplyDeleteClosed :)
ReplyDeleteI'll award the prize tomorrow...