I'm not including names of the entrants on this post to make the voting more for the item name and not the name of the entrant, but if you feel a need to know, you can always search the comments for the original post.
Top Ten Crazy Magic Items, in no particular order:
1 - The-cloak-that-weeps
2 - Olisbos of Venca (name changed to protect the non-OGL proper name)
3 - Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier
4 - Marshmallow of Desire
5 - Ogre Boots of Foul Smelling Fungal Excretion
6 - Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants
7 - Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery
8 - The Stone of Dentistry
9 - Erik's Tankard of Backwash
10 - Portable Beach
I'll award a random voted a $5 RPGNow GC just for playing ;)
The Cloak that Weeps.
ReplyDeleteMainly because I'm curious as hell as to what it would do and how it would work!
Marshmallow of Desire
ReplyDeleteOlisbos Of Venca
ReplyDelete5 - Ogre Boots of Foul Smelling Fungal Excretion
ReplyDeleteAbelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants
ReplyDelete10, the Portable Beach, all the way.
ReplyDeleteAmongst the Catfolk of Tralamar, this is known as the Portable Litter-box.
DeleteThe Cloak that Weeps-no one can see you, but they can hear the sobbing. (My guess)
ReplyDeleteWell since the newest trend is Chicago voting, my other two votes are for Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier & Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery.
DeleteMarshmallow of Desire or Portable Beach for the practical applications inherent in both.
ReplyDeleteI like this one best:
ReplyDeleteBurgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery
Rescue the item from a bumbling Nelwyn!
The three I like the most are: The-cloak-that-weeps, Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants, and Portable Beach.
ReplyDeleteWe can pick three, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm most intrigued and amused by The-cloak-that-weeps, Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants, and Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery.
Marshmallow of Desire, Portable Beach and Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants for the win.
ReplyDelete3 - Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier
ReplyDelete1 - The-cloak-that-weeps
7 - Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery
In my humble opinion;
ReplyDeleteBestest: 3- Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier
2nd. Best- The Cloak That Weeps
And lastly- Portable Beach
I find The Stone of Dentistry funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteThe-cloak-that-weeps
ReplyDeleteOscilating Protuberance Magnifier
Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery
5, 9, then 7.
ReplyDelete1 - The cloak that weeps.
ReplyDelete9. I'm voting for mine damn it.
ReplyDelete3, 5 & 10.
ReplyDeleteMost of the others I can guess at a cool in-game purpose, but I want to see how you implement the Stone of Dentistry.
ReplyDeleteSounds utterly mundane, but that makes it potentially awesome.
-Place stone on firm surface.
Delete-Apply afflicted tooth to Stone of Dentistry.
-Apply force in a sudden and hopefully surprising manner.
-Repeat as necessary.
6. When do we get to describe the effects of the item?
ReplyDeleteI vote #3, all the way.
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to #1, 2 and 10!
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes for 1 and 4.
ReplyDeleteI vote for 4 - Mashmallow of Desire
ReplyDelete10, 1, and 8
ReplyDeleteCloak-that-weeps, definitly.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with the marshmallow of desire, followed by the portable beach (I need one of those right now), and closed by Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery (don't know what it does but I want one).
ReplyDelete10, 7, 6
ReplyDelete