"I think we need to do a drive by on Skylab."
"You find 2,000 coppers. Wait, what do you mean Erik went to the bathroom?"
"We have to kill these kids."
"You're NOT with me."
"You're a lot scruffier than that interview on Youtube I saw you in."
"Shit. How many beers is that?"
"Okay, you are now going for a Quadruple Nelson."
"Sweet! I Won! What do I do with this?"
"Hey, you're that guy from Tenkar's Tavern!" followed by "Never heard of it. Should I have?"
"You have Shiner in New York?"
"That's right. You're a cop. It's a good thing I already like you, or I'd think less of you."
"She looks like a little brown turd" after seeing a puppy pic.
Lol, great quotes!
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ReplyDeleteSomeone has never heard of the Tavern??? For shame!
I've only ever been to one con. It was a Douglass Adams joint in Nottingham about 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know modern Texas nerds are just as awesome as Paleolithic England nerds!
Ha! I was present for a couple of those!
ReplyDeleteDM Glen might remember the exact quote, but it was in my game that his fighter said: "I light my bear cloak on fire....while I'm wearing it"
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"Hello everyone, I'm Satan, sorry I'm late but the traffic after the George Strait concert was a mess...."