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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ken Whitman Eats Shit - No, Literally! Er, maybe...

Are you Ken Whitman?

Do you want to try and get a spot on the Survivor reality TV show?

Do you like eating shit in the real literal sense of the word?

Are you someone that would like Ken to eat his own shit?

Well, wait no longer. Thanks to the wonders of the internet, one can literally watch Ken eat his own shit. Maybe. More likely his "wife" is just a horrible cook.

Yeah, I know this has been around for a bit but it's the first time I've seen it. And last.

Tip of the hat to Jay :)

Man Eats Poo for Survivor!!! - watch more funny videos

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BadmikeMarch 29, 2016 at 9:02 AM
The jokes write themselves. Too easy.
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BadmikeMarch 29, 2016 at 9:03 AM
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mousestalkerMarch 29, 2016 at 10:26 AM
Shades of 'two girls, one cup'. Yuck.
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UnknownMarch 29, 2016 at 10:43 AM
If you go to the link, he also has several videos where he triea desperately to be funny. There's also poems, including one about flatulence. ..
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jollyblackburnMarch 29, 2016 at 10:44 AM
He made a handful of those Survivor videos. My favorite is this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umnIdt-sf20

Because he pretty tells you what he'll do to you if you trust him.
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ForgottenDMMarch 29, 2016 at 11:29 AM
If you were to put this in a movie people wouldn't believe it was real.
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djwolfdudeMarch 29, 2016 at 1:25 PM
I can't believe he conned someone to be his wife....
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