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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

PSA - Ken Whitman is Making a Public Appearance in London, KY on November 19th


Now I know, many of you are huge Ken Whitman / Whit Whitman / Ken Whitless fans. I know this because I've been told so. Why else would folks be asking for his latest location constantly if not to meet and great the lovable lug.

It is my understanding some folks may be looking to give ken some papers - reading material if you will. Others may wish to encourage Ken to continue to strive for the successful completion of his various Kickstarters. Well, now you can in person (as Ken pretty much ignores emails from what I gather)

Notice Ken can't say shit about season 7 of The Walking Dead? That's because he was a zombie edit - goon in season 6 - he can't say shit because he doesn't know shit. Wait, did I just blow that up on Ken? Sorry dude.

Anyhow, Ken wants to meet you so you really should make the effort to meet Ken. All he wants to be is liked. All he wants to do is make money movies. Well, makes movies with equipment paid for with your money, but really, who's paying that close attention?

Now, who wants to place a bet that Ken is charging for those autographs and photos...

14 comments:

  1. Someone should pass out copies of KODT for Kenny to sign both for the lulz and as a constant remainder of his abject failure.

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  2. Now as he the fence post on the left in the shadows in the back ground or the one on the right...?

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  3. Ah, look his acting trademark.. furrowed eyebrows. Such depth.

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  4. Just in case any of Ken's fans can't make it in person, here's a list of folks that will be happy to drop off your message for Ken and take his picture for you:

    http://www.yellowpages.com/london-ky/process-server

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  5. Looks like I am going to have to make a road trip...

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  6. Sooooo.. has anyone started putting together some legal action against Kenny? Just asking because this would seem to be a good time to serve him a subpoena before he runs back to where ever he's hiding out.

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  7. About time he should be ducking people around Atlanta

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    1. that was my thought. Just short of a year since he bailed and headed to Georgia.

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  8. Someone should bring a pike for him to autograph, then stick his head on it. kidding...not kidding...kidding...not kidding...well it's one of those, not sure which.

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  9. Yup. For years, I thought the reason Kenny was never called out or served for his crimes was because of his disappearing act. He moved from place to place, never having a permanent address, never picking up his phone, etc. But here -- HERE -- everyone knew the exact time and place Kenny would show up. Everyone knew it weeks in advance. And the event came and went, and nothing happened. So no one is working on some big lawsuit. No one showed up to serve him. No one showed up to yell at him or demand their money back. No one did squat. And this is why Kenny does what he does. Time passes, his victims move on or lose interest in pursuing "justice," and in a few years he'll be back to start all over again.

    Marcus King isn't the only enabler in this story. Apparently it's all of us as well.

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    1. To be fair, the location is not just down the road for most of us. Additionally,I don't have a horse in this race - I never backed any of Whit's projects, so I couldn't serve him if I wanted to.

      All I can do is keep the light on Kenny and his hijinks. I will continue to do so.

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