Now, I've heard of strange disconnects, but this one really strikes my fancy. I wonder why?
Now, isn't it interesting Marcus is willing to spend the time to take some random mope to Small Claims Court and prosecute him for taking a $3 comic and a stack of "free comics." Nor saying the man's actions were right, just trying something for perspective.
Then we have this post, an hour after the first one, where a real "Alleged Thief" shakes people down for money:
Gee, how many tens of thousands of dollars has Ken bilked folks out of? Yet a $3 thief needs an all points bulletin. Markus, I think your priorities are fucked up. Next time that $3 thief returns, give him the keys to your store. He still won't steal enough to reach the heights of Ken.
Birthright Campaign Setting (1995)
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From the back cover:
Experience the thrill of playing rulers of legend who command mighty armies
and wield the power of kingdoms! The BIRTHRIGHT(TM) camp...
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